Have you ever wondered what a McDonalds hamburger would look like if you left it for more than a decade? In 1999 a man named David Whippl put the fast-food meal in his coat pocket, where it stayed for the first two years, and then decided to hang on to it for the last 14. Terrifyingly, the burger did not decompose, and today looks almost exactly the same as it did the day he bought it. Morgan Spurlock should live forever …