The International House of Pankcakes is now the International House of Basil. Or Broccoli. Or Beef Stroganoff. Or something.

Today, they announced that IHOP was becoming IHOB, and that they wouldn’t reveal what the “B” stands for until next week.

Look, it’s probably “Breakfast,” but wouldn’t it be great if it was bacon and became a place you would go to consume the bacons of the world? We can only dream.