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NYC Mayor Bloomberg’s Campaign Against Loud Earbuds

Listen up you whippersnappers! Mean old New York Mayor Bloomberg is tired of you blasting your new-fangled iPod thingies with all your rock ‘n roll and rap music. That’s why City Hall is embarking on a campaign to get youngsters to turn down the volume knob on your earbud music gadgets. Even though the campaign is being financed by a grant from some super lame organization called the Fund for Public Health, to raise awareness about the dangers of something called “irreversible premature hearing loss” (whatever that is!), according to this story, many New Yorkers are telling old man Bloomberg to BUD out. Zing! Take that City Hall! What’s that? You don’t have a response? No seriously, we can’t hear you. Did you say something? …

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