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The Perfect Crime: Texting Your Probation Officer for Weed

Alvin Cross Jr. was out of jail and looking for a marijuana hook up, but for some reason, his friends and family wanted nothing to do with him. One can safely assume that’s because Cross’ Albany, Georgia community was looking out for him, not wanting him to get into any trouble with the law. But Cross handled getting into trouble just fine on his own. Out of options, he decided to text his probation officer to see if he had any weed to sell. Desperate times call for desperate(ly stupid) measures, and his probation officer had police raid Cross’ apartment, where they found cocaine, so he’s headed back to prison. Moral of the story is, well, you can figure out the moral just fine here on your own …

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