One of the world’s greatest heroes is preparing for the glorious send off he’s always deserved. After defeating legions of river pirates, Viet Cong and Soviet soldiers with only a knife and guerrilla warfare tactics (in the paradoxically titled, Rambo: First Blood II), single-handedly ending the Russian occupation of Afghanistan (Rambo III) and saving missionaries from a fleet of Tatmadaw military fighters with his bare hands (Rambo), John Rambo is being summoned back into duty—this time to take down a Mexican drug cartel. This weekend, certified national treasure Sylvester Stallone confirmed that Rambo: Last Blood would soon be a reality, and there’s nothing that anyone can do to stop it. Stallone (and presumably Rambo) will be 70-years-old by the time the next movie hits theaters, though if anything, this only hastens the fate of the film’s unlucky, drug-dealing villains, who will not only have to fight a knife-wielding master of jungle combat, but also the cunning mind of a savage, aging warrior honed by decades of slaughtering random bad guys …