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Ranking Absurd New Year’s Eve Glasses Over the Years

Ranking Absurd New Year’s Eve Glasses Over the Years

If there’s one piece of pop culture that will likely live on forever, it’s a pair of ridiculous looking New Year’s Eve glasses.

Each year, just when we think we’ve seen the silliest pair yet, a new set drops and we are stunned, shocked, even bamboozled at the absurdity of these glasses. The 2000s were the peak of NYE glasses, but ever since then each year has been climbing an uphill battle it will never win.

2000s NYE glasses: gone, but never forgotten.

Still, we have to give them credit for at least trying, or in some cases attempting to try. We’ve compiled our ranking of the 10 worst New Year’s Eve Glasses of the 21st century:

10. 2012

This is fine, but if we’re being honest the dog is really doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

9. 2013

They thought they finally found a solution that would work for the 2010s, but it actually just gets worse as the years go on.

8. 2014

See the previous complaint. Still, while these are pretty silly, it could be worse. Much worse.

7. 2021

I wouldn’t even give this an “at least you tried” sticker. This is just the true bare minimum.

6. 2011

No. Just no.

5. 2017

Ah, yes, I remember celebrating the year 20107.

4. 2019

There’s a perfectly good circle at the top that is being heavily underutilized here.

3. 2018

Could no one put two brain cells together to figure out a way to use either of the circles in the 8?

2. 2023

If the glasses are any indication of how the year is going to go, we should all just lower our expectations now.

1. 2022

Has a pair of glasses ever looked worse?

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