If you live in the Staten Island area, we recommend that you hastily gather whatever belongings you can carry, get into your vehicle, start driving and never look back. Several social media users in the New York area have snapped pictures of a horrific clown that is wandering the streets late at night, holding balloons and looking like the manifestation of a childhood nightmare. One witness told the Staten Island Advance, “He was just kinda standing there waving like he is in the picture,” which is pretty much the creepiest thing a clown can do. Though there are some conspiracy theories about the clown’s origins involving a lighthearted prank, at this point it can only be assumed that he is actually a psychotic ex-circus worker that now haunts the souls of those unfortunate enough to find themselves wandering the lonely streets of Staten Island each night. It’s the only thing that makes any sense …