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#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave: A Grateful Nation Shows Its Gratitude for an American Hero

Yesterday, Team USA suffered a heartbreaking loss to Belgium, but one man earned the undying love and respect of his grateful nation. Tim Howard, America’s Goalie/Patriot/Brick Wall/Magician blocked an eye-popping, record-setting 16 shots. And America is saying “thank-you” to “Secretary of Defense Tim Howard” in the best way America knows how: a bevy of photoshops showing what else Tim Howard could save.

Everything from Blockbuster Video to the dinosaurs, to Mufasa himself got called out. Thank you, Tim. Your team may have lost the World Cup, but you have won the hearts of every true American patriot …

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