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You Too Can Ruin Christmas With This ‘Delicious,’ Tentacled Holiday Dish

Oh, goodness. If you must know, it’s called the “Cthurkey,” and a real human being made it for his actual friends and they evidently tried it and reportedly thought it was “delicious.” Whether that’s the truth, a lie or a delusion brought on by abject horror we may never know, but the recipe is simple enough. In the vein of the famous “Turducken,” you just take one crab, some bacon and a Cthulhu (an octopus will do, in a pinch) put it together and voila, endless nightmares to last the holiday season and beyond. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good grief …

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