
Some dastardly burglar broke into Houston’s Lakewood Church—the home base of Pastor Joel Osteen—and made off with six hundred thousand dollars in cash, checks and credit card information. Evidently, the crook busted into the church’s safe, so this is a classic caper instead of a new-fangled electronic data breach. “The funds were fully insured, and we are working with our insurance company to restore the stolen funds to the church,” Lakewood said in a statement …