He can put you in an office chair, make you dress “business casual,” force you to pack a lunch and not pay you time-and-a-half for your overtime. But the one thing The Man can’t do is take away the campfire smell from your clothes. Not anymore, now that Campfire Cologne—a little number out of (where else?) Portland, Ore. has started selling cologne that will make you smell like you just got back from a week-long trek through the Appalachians. It is at least the fiftieth next best thing to actual camping …
