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10 Things That Cost as Much as a Pumpkin Spice Latte That You Should Probably Buy Instead

Fact: A Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks will set you back about $5.25 (unless your at an airport where for some reason the price of everything goes up for no apparent reason).

Fact: Pumpkin Spice Lattes are gross.

Fact: It is embarrassing to order a Pumpkin Spice Latte. When the barista loudly announces “One Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte for Rick!” with your name emblazoned on the side of the cup, there’s a reason you feel like all of the customers are silently judging you and your faux-autumnal beverage: Because they are.

Fact: If you have $5.25, there are a lot of other cool things you could purchase instead. Here a few ideas.

A Now Very Rare and Collectable, Discontinued Copy of I Kissed Dating Goodbye to See How Far Things Have Come

This may be worth something some day.

“McGee and Me Uncharged!” DVD

(… assuming you still own a device that play a DVD)

A Framed Picture of a Lovely Looking Family

You can make up whatever backstory you want!

3 Copies of Carman’s Live and Reloaded Album

They make great gifts!

16oz of ‘90s Greatness

The mid-90s are so hot right now.

Left Behind on Blu Ray

(That is, assuming you don’t already own a copy of this masterpiece. If that’s the case, than this can be your back up copy.)

Some Old School WWJD Bracelets

Because, fashion.

See Also

A Sticker to Show Your Devotion to Jesus and Coffee

They will know we are Christians by our stickers.

A Passive Aggressive Jesus Bumper Sticker

A very Christian thing to have.

A Seriously Rad Bolo

(… For fancy nights out on the town.)



Or, if you really want to nail adulting, look past the season of PSL and save that $5.25 for Christmas spending.

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