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10 Things That Cost as Much as a Pumpkin Spice Latte That You Should Probably Buy Instead

10 Things That Cost as Much as a Pumpkin Spice Latte That You Should Probably Buy Instead

Fact: A Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks will set you back about $5.95 (unless you’re at an airport where, for some reason, the price of everything goes up for no apparent reason).

Fact: Pumpkin Spice Lattes are gross.

Fact: It is embarrassing to order a Pumpkin Spice Latte. When the barista loudly announces “One Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte for Rick!” with your name emblazoned on the side of the cup, there’s a reason you feel like all of the customers are silently judging you and your faux-autumnal beverage: Because they are.

Fact: If you have $5.95, there are a lot of other cool things you could purchase instead. Here a few ideas:

1. A Now Very Rare and Collectable, Discontinued Copy of I Kissed Dating Goodbye to See How Far Things Have Come

This may be worth something someday.

2. A DVD of VeggieTales: LarryBoy Ultimate Super Hero Collection

(… assuming you still own a device that play a DVD)

VeggieTales: LarryBoy Ultimate Super Hero Collection [DVD]

3. A Framed Picture of a Lovely-Looking Family

You can make up whatever backstory you want!

4. A Copy of Christmas with Carman

(…assuming you have a way to play a CD.) Christmas With Carman: CDs y Vinilo

5. Bob Ross Flavor Palette Paintbrush Dipping Candy

Finally, paint you can eat.

6. Left Behind on DVD (or Prime Video)

(That is, assuming you don’t already own a copy of this masterpiece. If that’s the case, than this can be your back up copy.)

7. Some Old School WWJD Bracelets

The pinnacle of faith and fashion.

8. A Sticker to Show Your Devotion to Jesus and Humor

They will know we are Christians by our stickers.

9. A Passive Aggressive Jesus Bumper Sticker

A very Christian thing to have.

10. A Seriously Funny Coffee Mug

It’s funny because it’s true.

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