The number of Americans getting married by priests is down more than 60 percent since 1970, with more couples asking friends to do the honors. True to form, most buddy-officiants are certified online. One of the sites, Universal Life Church, ordained 250,000 people in 2014 and expects a 30 percent increase this year. The site ordains “fast, free and easy” with “no experience necessary.” Because that’s legit.