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Potato Chip Bandit Almost Gets Away With the Perfect Crime

21-year-old Benjamin Sickles broke into his local Subway looking to get away with the cash but, of course, could not open the cash drawer so—again, of course—stole a bunch of potato chips. Yeah, all very normal and boring. But as Sickles walked home, nursing his disappointing burglary by eating his chips, he left a trail of potato chip crumbs that the police were able to follow from the Subway to his house, where he was arrested. So, all in all, not a great burglary. One of the many downsides of eating your feelings …

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