Police in the U.K. say that a man dressed as Batman handed over a wanted criminal at a local police station before vanishing into the cold, dark night. The man, who refused to reveal his secret identity is now only a symbol, an incorruptible symbol of fear and justice. A local shop owner may have clues to the Cape Crusader’s true identity though. She told the BBC, “Usually they want the Dark Knight costume but he wanted this one. He wanted the one with the muscly chest as well.” OK, so he’s not the hero we need, but the one we deserve …
