You’ve seen the new Star Wars teaser. As of this writing, over 45 million people have seen the new Star Wars teaser. Practically everyone has seen the new Star Wars teaser. Everyone, that is, except for George Lucas, who hasn’t watched it and has no plans to. I don’t know anything about it. I haven’t seen it yet,” he told Page Six. “I like going to the movies and watching the whole thing there. I plan to see it when it’s released.” Whatever. He’s probably just upset Jar Jar didn’t make it into the final script (we hope) …
