What you’re looking at is a shot from the top of the world’s tallest waterslide, currently under construction in Kansas City and, good grief. Between this and the ancient Lovecraftian terror of the deep, it is quite a day for nightmares. This thing is rumored to be around 140 feet high (the exact height won’t be announced till the slide opens) and will send you and your pals hurtling toward the waiting earth at around 65 miles per hour …
