Movies About Toys Are the Worst, but Come On, This Would Be Awesome

BY TYLER HUCKABEE CULTURE / CULTURE July 06, 2012

As we all know, great toys make for terrible movies. Transformers. Battleship. The upcoming but definitely terrible Stretch Armstrong movie starring Taylor Lautner. Nobody would complain if the Government banned all toy-based movies from here on out. We would only make one exception: that this totally fake trailer for a Super Soaker movie actually get made because, holy cow, it would be pretty great …