Oh boy. Olive Garden has announced that it is about to bring back its “Never Ending Pasta Pass,” a magical card that entitles holders to unlimited amounts of pasta and soda for a period of seven, carb-filled weeks. They go on sale on Thursday at 1:30. Each one costs $100 and a little bit of your soul. However, last year, they were all sold out in literally a matter of seconds. (This year, 21,000 will be made available.)

For the last two years, the card’s most famous holder has been a North Carolina pastor, who, back in 2014, ate at Olive Garden more than 100 times during the seven weeks. The dream is real, you guys.

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