Kids today, with their video games, and junk food and shark punching. Yes, shark punching. Proving that he is the master of his domain, one hardcore 14-year-old surfer did just that … and lived to tell the tale. The unnamed Floridian managed to free himself from what’s believed to be a blacktip shark—four or five feet long—with a well-timed counterpunch. He escaped with “significant lacerations” to his hand and ligament damage. The shark, however, is reported to have irreparable self-esteem issues.