Amazingly Terrible Christian Tattoos We Found on the Internet

There’s an old saying by some famous saint or something that says, “Preach the Gospel at all times; when necessary, use words.”

But, who needs “words” when you can turn your forearm or lower back into a canvas to express your faith through freehand, quickly rendered, inexpensive “art”?

We’ve tracked down a handful of amazing(ly terrible) “Christian” tattoos that prove just how effective of a tool that ink can be for modern evangelism.

Enjoy.

Why the Long Face?

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Honor Thy Father and Thy Mather

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Lord Knows

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Understated

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I Got Your Back

CPA Aslan

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Mufasa on the good stuff

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Flying Space Aslan

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Just gotta tighten up some details

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Fire Aslan

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🌎

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Slappin’ Da Bass Jesus

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Current mood…

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Priorities

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Redemption

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Still sucks

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Truth

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Poor Taste

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