In his on-going effort to ruin every great hero from your childhood, Michael Bay has told Entertainment Weekly that his upcoming Transformers film (his fourth since 2007) will actually be a franchise “reboot”, launching an entirely new trilogy. This time around, along with robots that turn into sports cars, there’ll also be dinosaurs, lasers and lots of Mark Wahlberg. This means that one day, you’ll have the opportunity to watch the worst six-movie marathon of all-time …