Following the glorious news that Twinkies and our nation’s other beloved Hostess snacks (like Snoballs, Ho Ho’s and Cupcakes) would be returning to store shelves this summer, billionaire investor Evan Metropoulos has announced his firm would be undertaking a bold marketing strategy to help the snacks return to their rightful place of cultural prestige. Along with fresh flavors and new products for the Hostess line, Metropoulos told reporters he has created a “wish list” of potential pitchmen for the revitalized snack cake brands. At the top of that list are none other than Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis. You see, there’s a reason why Evan Metropoulos is a billionaire—because he is clearly a genius …
