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The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe (aka Very Slow Poison) Was Invented this Weekend

Remember where you were on the weekend of June 8, 2013. It is very likely that historians and humanities scholars will look back on this day as a pivotal moment in the story of mankind. After years of trying to figure out how to create the world’s most lethal junk food with as little nutritional value as possible, someone created the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe this weekend, marking a profoundly sad moment for the human race. The “sandwich” was unveiled at the San Diego County Fair, by Chicken Charlie. Of course, the creation is also served with a bacon-wrapped fried pickle …

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