No one freak out. This is a totally hypothetical question—but if you were a rare, 6.5-foot-long black mamba snake on the loose, where would you hide? Again, this is just a totally hypothetical question. In no way are we suggesting that the world’s fastest and deadliest snake has escaped from its terrarium at a South African zoo. Seriously, he’s probably just asleep under a rock or something … no need to panic. Yes, the venom from a single black mamba bite is enough to kill 40 men, but again, he’s probably just being playful and having some fun with a little game of hide-and-seek or something …