As part of their annual tradition of celebrating Free Ice Cream Cone Day (the most glorious of the made-up holidays), Ben & Jerry’s is offering customers free treats at select stores across the country. They’ve even put together this handy map of where you can go claim a free cone in your area. (It’s definitely not to be used to find every Ben & Jerry’s in close proximity to your workplace and go to them all one-by-one and eat like seven ice cream cones today; what kind of person would do that? Don’t judge us …