UK Bans Crocs, Nurses Fume, People with Good Taste Rejoice

Fact: Crocs are a clog-shaped abomination. But the UK National Health Service banned them for fear of safety issues (syringes falling through the foot holes, etc.), not for fashion reasons. Doctors and nurses in Britain are up in arms about the decision, probably because wearing ill-formed hunks of neon rubber on your feet is definitely a human right …