Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga’s performance of “Shallow” from A Star Is Born was one of the stand-out moments from this year’s Academy Awards ceremony.

The only thing that could possibly make it better is an overdub by the crew at “Bad Lip Reading,” and indeed, “Chocolate Lagoon” is the absurd ballad the world needs right now.

Don’t worry, if you need something with some more pep, there’s always the modern classic “Seagulls! (Stop It Now)”.

Happy Friday, everyone.