What are you going to do? Not listen to Macaulay Culkin’s pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band? It’s your life and you can do what you want, but now that you know Macaulay Culkin has a pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band, can you really just keep on living the way you have been? In short, Macaulay Culkin and his pals have a band that plays Velvet Underground songs, but re-interpret all the lyrics to be about pizza, which is just about the only way one could possibly improve upon The Velvet Underground. You can listen to it here, or go buy the whole album for the best dollar you’ve spent all year long …
