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These Bible Stories Could Totally Work As Hilarious “Florida Man” Headlines

These Bible Stories Could Totally Work As Hilarious “Florida Man” Headlines

Bible stories are beautiful and encouraging and important and sometimes, totally bizarre. Seriously, me Bible stories will have you saying, “Wait, what did I just read?” And you know what else feels that way?

Stories about Florida residents. Florida is a place full of beauty and wonder, and some of the most unbelievable people doing incredulous things. So, naturally, it makes sense that Reddit users would connect the two to rewrite Bible stories as “Florida man” headlines.

Here’s a few of our favorites:

David would have made headlines quite a few times…

Just another normal day in Florida

Noah would definitely have been a south Florida resident

The Israel Daily Newspaper would never be boring!

Ah, Elijah was one of those Florida men

Listen, Abraham did his best.

The Florida Man of all Florida Men

Jacob and Esau could have had their own news segment

David was out to prove no other Florida man was like him!

This story could just as easily happen today, TBH.

This clickbait headline would get all of us.

No one Florida Man should have all this power.

Moses is the Florida Man you just feel really, really, bad for.

Samson took being a Florida Man to extreme levels.

Happy Easter!

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