Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been one of the most exciting soccer players in the world over the course of his career. He calls himself “the lion” (Twitter bio: “Lions don’t compare themselves to humans”), he’s scored armfuls and footfuls (?) of goals, and he’s brought a ton of ESPN-ready highlights to the Champions League and Premier League in European football.

Oh, also, he’s in a constant Twitter war with the devil. Ibrahimovic announced his move to American soccer (he signed a two-year, $3 million deal to play for the L.A. Galaxy this week) with one of the most epic social-media announcements we’ve seen.

Incredible. Go Galaxy. Go Ibra. This is what spiritual warfare looks like on the soccer pitch, and now, we know whose side we’re on.