Certain Bible stories are so mindblowing that it can make you jealous you weren’t there to witness it in person. David defeating Goliath with a rock, Elisha attacking teenagers with a bear, King Solomon deciding to split a baby in half — there are so many moments.
Perhaps that’s why when X user @thespicexqueen asked, “What biblical story/situation do you wish you could have seen play out in real life?” there were thousands of hilarious responses.
We rounded up 18 of the best replies:
The Last Supper, cause when Jesus started talking about the fake friends at the table I would’ve been right behind Him like this: pic.twitter.com/KdcGbR266C https://t.co/qTo9WBAj7F
— Mo 🌹 (@flwrchldtweets) January 30, 2024
2.
Me walking past a mermaid after Moses split the sea https://t.co/QdauBU8FmO pic.twitter.com/Bxiiq2mk2l
— Musakisi (@__sugarvenom) February 1, 2024
3.
Me eavesdropping on Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the garden of Eden. pic.twitter.com/iGqy4AReLQ
— Shad💻 (@ShadTheGoddd) January 31, 2024
4.
Me to the group of Giants after David slayeth Goliath : pic.twitter.com/DbDUOPOdKt
— ☘️⚜️ Dr. Daiquiri 🥤 (@YoFavCuz) February 1, 2024
5.
Sarah, Abraham and Hagar sounds like a very messy plot from earlier Love & Hiphop seasons tbh.
— Frmtabbie2baddie (@JustUrAvgTab) January 31, 2024
6.
me after winning my +8000 odds bet on the david vs. goliath fight. https://t.co/DfGt3WnYUr pic.twitter.com/uSLLqHUQcH
— covi. 🎈 (@ayocovi) January 31, 2024
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Me slapping the serpent for convincing Eve to eat the fruit: pic.twitter.com/w3RnWMokwW
— ☘️⚜️ Dr. Daiquiri 🥤 (@YoFavCuz) February 1, 2024
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The last supper.
“One of you will betray me”
Me at the table: https://t.co/QsL1jwlg2C pic.twitter.com/ysjK26CRz3— Spicy Sprite (@lovitaalize) January 31, 2024
9.
Me reviewing Noah’s guest list for the arc and wondering why he let roaches on https://t.co/TAWIThlV61 pic.twitter.com/xIX0zSF9yA
— CallMeCray (@Calvin_Rayy) February 1, 2024
10.
When they was opening the cave after the 3rd day pic.twitter.com/AuT8ZB7s9Q https://t.co/4ao8VuUiO2
— Choosey Hoes Choose Slim (@SlimWyldNReklez) February 1, 2024
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Me after David killed Goliath with the slingshot pic.twitter.com/5B8mdbuXXH https://t.co/rciwkiQ8wF
— 👑Young Master👑 (@GumboGoon) February 1, 2024
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Me tryna console Jacob after he worked 7 years to marry the girl of his dreams, Rachel, only to have been tricked into marrying her older sister Leah. Genesis 29 pic.twitter.com/WaKhLLwFOs https://t.co/F5NQOeqSOo
— Fletch🐢 (@Fletch_Tweets_) February 1, 2024
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Me pulling up with child protective services when my neighbor Abraham casually mentions that God told him to kill his son as a sacrifice pic.twitter.com/no8hPrtnaG https://t.co/R9KaDeW8F7
— Kerm (@JonathanKermah) February 1, 2024
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Moses when that tree start talking https://t.co/t71KmJipKs pic.twitter.com/FtMFUAyH1W
— J (@Bjant96) February 1, 2024
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When he spit on the ground made mud and put it on old boy eyes and he could see again I would’ve went crazy https://t.co/hsZoNykMk6 pic.twitter.com/DxGZaevsKX
— Derrick Bryant (@817_freshprince) February 1, 2024
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The paralyzed man after Jesus told him to pick up his bed and walk! https://t.co/36iaF7Otl8 pic.twitter.com/jNfB3XUBA6
— Ⓜ️ Bearded Thanos 🦍 (@iStalkPhatGirls) February 1, 2024
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Me goin up to the mountains with my dad and realizing aint no sacrifice https://t.co/ynEpiEF8nb pic.twitter.com/RPuzpSENCi
— Trey😵💫 (@Treys_goat) February 1, 2024
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Me after watching Jesus rise from the dead https://t.co/xfjkHZHapZ pic.twitter.com/YnQaDzxOgW
— amara🇳🇬 (@michiko_am_) February 1, 2024
