The year is 2018. Generations have waited for the moment that the limits of technology would finally be able to catch up to the limits of the imagination. They have longed for a day when strapping tiny, electronic wheels to your feet to propel you into the new frontiers of humanity would be a reality.

That day has arrived.

Segway, the company behind those goofy scooter things, is now selling a new product: the Drift W1 e-Skates.

We could describe them, but it’s better to just watch this video …

… Or this one, about two people meeting “at the harbor.”

For the small price of $399, this dream could be yours too. What a time to be alive.