In just two short years, AI has taken revolutionized nearly every industry from education to songwriting to journalism. So, we thought it was time to put it to a real test: comedy. Specifically, Christian comedy.
Here’s what it came up with. All you Christian comedians out there better watch out:
Why do Christians always want to plant seeds? I can’t even keep a cactus alive.
The Bible says “make a joyful noise”—but my church choir is testing that interpretation.
How did the deacon feel when the church burned down? Baptized by fire
Have you ever prayed so hard for patience, and then immediately get stuck behind someone going 25 in a 45? It’s like God said, “Say less.”
Why did Moses wander around the desert for 40 years? He was trying to find Wi-Fi.
I told my pastor I was going on a Daniel Fast, but then he caught me at Chick-fil-A. I told him, “It’s the Lord’s chicken… it’s exempt!”
Being a Christian is like being in a lifelong group project where Jesus does all the work and we still get credit.
What did the parishioners say when the pastor said the sermon was over? “Amen, Hallelujah!”
You know you’re a Christian kid when your mom makes you pray for the vegetables you don’t even want to eat.
Why did the Christian influencer start a podcast? To spread the gospel in a different channel.
Ever notice how people pray for “travel mercies?” Like, I don’t want mercy while traveling—I want competent drivers.
How do you know when a youth group member is an adult? They start to listen during announcements.
Why did the Bible get the award for best novel? Because it has the most plot twists!
My Bible app hit me with a “verse of the day” notification right as I was about to gossip. I was like, “God, not now!”
Why do Christians make good detectives? They know how to follow the clues in the Bible!
Why did the pastor go to the gym? To work on his “altar” ego!
What do you call a Christian who loves to tell jokes? A pun-damentalist
Some people hear God in a still small voice. I hear Him in the middle of a parking lot, “Do NOT take that spot, it’s for a mom with kids!”
On second thought, nevermind Christian comedians. Your jobs are definitely safe from AI.
