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Hamburglar Wanted in $100,000 Beef Heist

The Hamburglar may have pulled off his biggest heist ever. Police in New Jersey are on the lookout, after a shipping container of 3,000 cartons of hamburger patties was stolen. The street-value of the hot burger meat: $100,000. Be on the lookout for a short, masked man with a cape. If you’re not sure it is the suspect (or just another comically-stereotypical looking cat burglar), check to see if he is wearing a red necktie that conveniently has a picture of a hamburger on it …

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