American evangelicals’ annual campaign against the supposed “War on Christmas” began early this year, with the president promising the perpetually oppressed faithful that we would once again be a nation that says “Merry Christmas.” “Praise the Lord,” shouted the ever-victimized choir!

Yes, it certainly has been a long time since those happy golden days of yore, hasn’t it?

For Christians, this is the only war worth waging this Christmas.

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