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Today is “7-Eleven Day,” a completely made up holiday that we, nonetheless, fully support celebrating (Get it? It’s 7/11 on the calendar).

To honor this great memorial to consumerism, you can get a free Slurpee today only.

You have until 7 p.m. to walk into a your neighborhood 7-Eleven and demand what is rightfully yours: a cold, sugary cup of free summer goodness.