Today is “7-Eleven Day,” a completely made up holiday that we, nonetheless, fully support celebrating (Get it? It’s 7/11 on the calendar).
To honor this great memorial to consumerism, you can get a free Slurpee today only.
You have until 7 p.m. to walk into a your neighborhood 7-Eleven and demand what is rightfully yours: a cold, sugary cup of free summer goodness.
— 7-Eleven (@7eleven) July 11, 2018